A List Of Platitudes That Require, In Consultant Parlance, "Re-jigging"
1. Just be patient
Substitute with: "Let's go get some Uzis and do a Columbine!"
2. Your time will come
Substitute with: "Your time is NOW! Let's go get some Uzis and do a Columbine!"
3. It could be worse
Substitute with: "It could be worse- but I bet even a famine victim from the Niger would so understand if we got some Uzis and did a Columbine. NOW!"
4. Hang in there
Substitute with: "You can either hang in there. Or hang THEM! Let's get some rope. NOW!"
5. Sabo je la
Substitute with: "You're so right, p%^%m@kp!$#@#a!@$h^%%$betulladiorang"
6. There's light at the end of the tunnel
Substitute with: "Let's blow up the tunnel when they're in it!"
7. It's not the end of the world
Substitute with: "Let's blow them up til Kingdom Come!"
...Or maybe I just need to gain some perspective
nads went at 09:16